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Post by escort on Sept 4, 2004 17:46:21 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Last week, God, Jesus, the Pope, Billy Graham, Moses and his Messenger, Gabriel, had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President's inappropriate behavior. They decided that the only viable course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across to him.
The problem they faced was how to word this new commandment so that it equaled the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion, they concluded that Number 11 should read: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff." [/glow]
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Post by michele cryer on Sept 4, 2004 18:31:59 GMT
Wow escort you HAVE been busy again..lol..poor Bill Clinton setting himself up for so many jokes...
Michele
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Post by escort on Dec 1, 2004 17:38:15 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]a man and his little lad playing football in there back garden when the young lad kicks the ball over the back fence. the father then proceads to the front door of his neighbourand knocks on which then a little chinese man answers the door. the father says to the chinese man his little had kicked the ball in his back garden and asks if he can have the ball the chinese man then replys with my garden my ball in which the father was appaulled at this and replyed it is my sons ball not yours again the chinese man says my garden my ball the father thought for a second and replys with do you want to play a little game the chinese man says continue so he does with i will kick you in the balls as hard as i can and if you touch the floor i can have the ball and if you dont you can kick me and we will carry on until on of us goes down the chinese man agrees so the father says i will go first he steps back a couple of paces and runs up and kicks the chinese man in the balls he then starts to howl in pain but as he howls he does not go down after five mins the chinese man gets his breath back and stands up straight and says ok my turn. the father then replys i tell you what keep the ball. [/glow]
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 1, 2004 22:46:02 GMT
LOL...good one, Escort!
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~*~steos fruit pastil~*~
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so many people told me i couldn't win, look at me now.....i believe.....and all because of stephen!
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Post by ~*~steos fruit pastil~*~ on Dec 8, 2004 17:26:07 GMT
LMAO escort
o.k. crap jokes
what goes "ooooooooo?"
a cow with no lips
stef
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 8, 2004 19:14:08 GMT
LOL...poor cow!!!
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Post by Steve on Dec 14, 2004 21:50:44 GMT
BODY MEETING : All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The arsehole is usually in charge !!
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 16, 2004 9:25:53 GMT
LOL ne'er a truer word was spoken, Steve!!! ;D
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Post by Mitch on Dec 22, 2004 18:28:50 GMT
What's the difference between an anarcha-feminist and the rubbish?? The rubbish gets taken out once a week. Umm, someone, can't think who posted this on enrager sometime back!! Apparently came from Freedom - f u c k i n great!!!!!!!! guessed reet, I do find this offensive. I rather enjoy perusing enrager - but have hesitated in joining and contributing as it's coming across to me as, urr, a little boy anarchist sparring 'wit twit' forum with some pretty nasty personal comments and urrr not many postings of action. Still, I'm sure you're all getting off on it boys! Lucy82's postings however are of great interest and will no doubt pull me in soon. www.enrager.net/forums/index.php
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 22, 2004 18:39:13 GMT
Thanks for the link to enrager Mitch, and for the joke...lol
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