Post by Earl on Sept 17, 2004 16:02:38 GMT
George Bush received a call from Russian
President Putin. He says to Bush,
"Our largest condom factory has exploded.
My people's favorite form of birth control.
This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Putin, the American people would be
happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied President Bush.
"I do need your help," said Putin.
"Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP
to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?"
said Putin.
"Yes?" said Bush.
"Could the condoms be red in color and
at least 10" long and 2" in diameter?"
said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing
with his aides about how those stupid
Americans will fall for any thing.
George Bush hung up and called the CEO
of a condom company.
"I need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000
condoms right away over to Russia?"
"Consider it done," replied the CEO
of the condom company.
"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color,
10" long and 2" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President,
"Print 'MADE IN AMERICA,
SIZE: SMALL' on each one!!!"
