Post by michele cryer on Sept 8, 2004 5:11:20 GMT
SOME THINGS TO PONDER
Posted by **pooryoungcountryboy** on Sep 3, 2004 at 9:38:21 AM:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and then drink whatever comes out?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why the hell didn't he fix the hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to be looking inside you for cryin' out loud?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Posted by **pooryoungcountryboy** on Sep 3, 2004 at 9:38:21 AM:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and then drink whatever comes out?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why the hell didn't he fix the hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to be looking inside you for cryin' out loud?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?