Post by escort on Aug 31, 2004 11:49:20 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]1 Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway with either indicator flashing, but going nowhere.
2 Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway even when the road is almost entirely empty.
3 Picking your nose and believing that no-one can see you.
4 Not realising that there is any other setting for your lights than high beam.
5 Indicating to move into a lane that you're already half way in.
6 falling asleep at the wheel, just in time for the lights to turn green.
7 Sounding your horn one nanosecond after the lights change to green if the car in front hasn't sped off.
8 Sending sprays of wiper wash right over the top of your car and washing the one behind.
9 Overtaking then pulling in front and slowing down.
10 Sharing whatever is on your car stereo with anyone within a mile radius.
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2 Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway even when the road is almost entirely empty.
3 Picking your nose and believing that no-one can see you.
4 Not realising that there is any other setting for your lights than high beam.
5 Indicating to move into a lane that you're already half way in.
6 falling asleep at the wheel, just in time for the lights to turn green.
7 Sounding your horn one nanosecond after the lights change to green if the car in front hasn't sped off.
8 Sending sprays of wiper wash right over the top of your car and washing the one behind.
9 Overtaking then pulling in front and slowing down.
10 Sharing whatever is on your car stereo with anyone within a mile radius.
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