Post by michele cryer on Dec 13, 2004 23:42:58 GMT
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a
condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore
and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks
what
brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a
condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore
and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks
what
brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.