Aussie Love Poem

[michele cryer]

'Aussie Love Poem'


Of course I love ya darlin'

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there


No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave into gravity

But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That youv got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me nannas grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And get me another beer!