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Post by michele cryer on Oct 17, 2005 0:08:09 GMT
The 'F' Word Posted by **pooryoungcountryboy** on Oct 14, 2005 at 10:02:12 PM:
When Is It Acceptable?
There are only twelve times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
12. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10 . "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1876
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did I work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998
2. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
and a drum roll please............!
1. "I’m pregnant with WHO’s @#$%ing kid?" -- The Virgin Mary, February 25th, 15BC
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