Post by michele cryer on Dec 6, 2004 23:59:47 GMT
SMART REDNECKS
>
> "Hello, is this the FBI?"
>
> "Yes. What do you want?"
>
> "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
>
> The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
>
> "Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "Hello, is this the FBI?"
>
> "Yes. What do you want?"
>
> "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
>
> The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
>
> "Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep."