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Post by michele cryer on Nov 12, 2004 12:14:37 GMT
Cardiologist funeral.....
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
(If, like me you haven't a clue what a proctologist is....Definition: physician who specializes in disorders of the anus and rectum.)
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Post by Mitch on Nov 12, 2004 13:21:25 GMT
Yo, girlfriend yous still pissed? ;D
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Post by michele cryer on Nov 12, 2004 14:02:08 GMT
Hehehe...I was, and felt truly awful till t'other girlfriend made me a lovely salad and baked spud dinner...now I feel grand again
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