Post by michele cryer on Oct 29, 2004 14:23:52 GMT
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light
bulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1.one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2.one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light-bulb needs
to
be changed,
3.one to blame Clinton for burning out the light-bulb,
4.one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing
the light-bulb or for darkness,
5.one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
new
light-bulb,
6.one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished",
7.one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",
8.one to viciously smear #7,
9.one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10.and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light-bulb and screwing the country.
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(reprinted from pool.dylantree.com/phorum5/read.php?1,68980 )
light
bulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1.one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2.one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light-bulb needs
to
be changed,
3.one to blame Clinton for burning out the light-bulb,
4.one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing
the light-bulb or for darkness,
5.one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
new
light-bulb,
6.one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a
step ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished",
7.one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",
8.one to viciously smear #7,
9.one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10.and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light-bulb and screwing the country.
---
(reprinted from pool.dylantree.com/phorum5/read.php?1,68980 )