Post by michele cryer on Nov 13, 2004 0:25:30 GMT
Well, there we were, just 3 little ladies desperate for a good night out...fun and frolics...so we choose to visit the local pub's Quiz Night...at The Lane Ends, Nelson.
Unfortunately, 2 of us, Michele and Karen, started drinking before we went out...the pictures show the results of that little preparation!!
Anyway, I will let Mitch tell you the rest of the story, from the email she sent me...as I was so p*ssed I can't remember anything...will hang my head in shame on Monday when I see my criminology friend who was working behind the bar there!!!
here goes:
Greetings Stone Swallower & naked table dancing pub quizzer!!!!,
Welllllllllllllllllll, Reckon yous two gave those boring pub quizzing
bastards the night of their life (see web forum for full details!)
Noooooo - ought and nought happened - tell yous what I had no idea how
blotto yous were - both of you seemed pretty conscious on what was going
down to me??
You snogged a bit, Michele you sang Robbie Williams a bit (that was painful
as I fuckin hate Robbie Williams!), we attempted to do the pub quiz but
failed and we called us-selves 'The Friskies', most people were grinning
when we walked out, I phoned for a taxi and they said is it those three mad
women again - I said yes it is! Got home, had left door open - titter, you
crashed on the sofa, banged your head on the back as there's no cushions on
it, then Karen banged her head on it too. I made some toast & coffee, you
nibbled on a bit then Karen polished the rest off, I opened the window for
pushka and turned fire on, you had one of ya crying dos - titter - Karen
went into kitched and raided ya fridge, I put a saucepan near you in case
you puked and then I pottered of to have a dirty phone call wit me man until
1am in the morning.
Brilliant night, and I enjoyed it a lot - I think yous will be going up in
Mr Criminology's estimation sweet - by god they were a boring bunch of
bastards in that pub and well needed shaking up.
Looking forward to next nite out - lets make it a Sat dance do next time, and
don't start the drinking without me, although I'll never be able to keep up
with you twos
byeeeeeeee, ave you looked at pictures on digi camera yet!! What larks hey
girlfriends.
Shame we didn't take camera to the pub, as I put my scarf round a ceramic duck that was behind us (do you remember that). This bloke next to me kept sayin - you all reet, and I kept saying
"I've got me scarf round the duck and I'm stoppin the night". I also bet him a tenner we'd win the quiz.
Two questions we got right were
1. who played shirley valentine in the film - answer - Pauline Collins and
2. how many condoms do you get in a pack of 10 - 10
So...anyone up for the challenge...Reck the Pub Quiz nearest to you!!!!
Unfortunately, 2 of us, Michele and Karen, started drinking before we went out...the pictures show the results of that little preparation!!
Anyway, I will let Mitch tell you the rest of the story, from the email she sent me...as I was so p*ssed I can't remember anything...will hang my head in shame on Monday when I see my criminology friend who was working behind the bar there!!!
here goes:
Greetings Stone Swallower & naked table dancing pub quizzer!!!!,
Welllllllllllllllllll, Reckon yous two gave those boring pub quizzing
bastards the night of their life (see web forum for full details!)
Noooooo - ought and nought happened - tell yous what I had no idea how
blotto yous were - both of you seemed pretty conscious on what was going
down to me??
You snogged a bit, Michele you sang Robbie Williams a bit (that was painful
as I fuckin hate Robbie Williams!), we attempted to do the pub quiz but
failed and we called us-selves 'The Friskies', most people were grinning
when we walked out, I phoned for a taxi and they said is it those three mad
women again - I said yes it is! Got home, had left door open - titter, you
crashed on the sofa, banged your head on the back as there's no cushions on
it, then Karen banged her head on it too. I made some toast & coffee, you
nibbled on a bit then Karen polished the rest off, I opened the window for
pushka and turned fire on, you had one of ya crying dos - titter - Karen
went into kitched and raided ya fridge, I put a saucepan near you in case
you puked and then I pottered of to have a dirty phone call wit me man until
1am in the morning.
Brilliant night, and I enjoyed it a lot - I think yous will be going up in
Mr Criminology's estimation sweet - by god they were a boring bunch of
bastards in that pub and well needed shaking up.
Looking forward to next nite out - lets make it a Sat dance do next time, and
don't start the drinking without me, although I'll never be able to keep up
with you twos
byeeeeeeee, ave you looked at pictures on digi camera yet!! What larks hey
girlfriends.
Shame we didn't take camera to the pub, as I put my scarf round a ceramic duck that was behind us (do you remember that). This bloke next to me kept sayin - you all reet, and I kept saying
"I've got me scarf round the duck and I'm stoppin the night". I also bet him a tenner we'd win the quiz.
Two questions we got right were
1. who played shirley valentine in the film - answer - Pauline Collins and
2. how many condoms do you get in a pack of 10 - 10
So...anyone up for the challenge...Reck the Pub Quiz nearest to you!!!!
?? please...pretty please.... ;D
