Michele's claim to fame!

[Mitch]

Oh my god, Michele's Mrs Bucket ultra cool 'lady thatcher like' sister last night delivered Kitty kitty Usheer's baby.

We do not know what sex it is, or whether it is human or alien. (IT'S A GIRL ALIEN, WE JUST FOUND OUT!)

;D ;D ;D and no, we don't want the grusome details, although apparently Michele's sister, whilst kitty was in labour, informed her that Michele had been on the Burnley Anarchist stand on Burnley May Day! eeek. pop.

Kitty's waters broke whilst she was wining and dining at the Dunkenhalsh with Stuart Caddy and other Labour cronies.

"We are absolutely delighted at the birth of my baby daughter after 36 hours of hard labour (I had to do some work for a change!!)

Peter Pike said 'I'm glad she's got one, I've had two".

MICHELE'S CLAIM TO FAME !!!! TRARALLLAAAAA

[kitty usher]

Did kitty usher star in ET??? i think she did.......et go home!!!

[michele cryer]

Hahahahaha....Watch out, watch out, there's a new Kitty about...LOL

Nah really, Best wishes Kitty and Co.

[refused]

I'm so confused I don't even know where to start asking questions.

[bottleofale]

mitch said:

"We are absolutely delighted at the birth of my baby daughter after 36 hours of hard labour (I had to do some work for a change!!)

Peter Pike said 'I'm glad she's got one, I've had two".

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So Peter Pike's had two eh?
I've seen Mr Pikes stature (and his previous MP pay claims) and as far as I can see he is still in Labour

So is peter pike the father of the [glow=red,2,300]Alien baby [/glow]or do I see a conspiracy developing here...

[michele cryer]

LOL Bottleofale...your guess is as good as mine!!

Refused: Kitty Ussher is the 'local' Labour MP for Burnley me believes...tho I haven't kept up on the news for a while..and my sister delivered her baby back in May...hope that helps u understand what's going on here!