Post by Mitch on Oct 27, 2005 14:32:56 GMT
It's a lurvely sunny afternoon in Nelson, Lancs today, and guess who's come to call.
yeeeeeessssssssss, it's prize prat prince charlie on a return visit (why does the sun have to shine today, for Gawd's sake!)
On his whirlwind tour, so I've just been informed, what a cad he's popping into the local Lomeshaye Road Spar to no doubt chomp into one of their rather nice meat and potato pies.
What dickbrain Charlie boy might not know is that this Spar is a regular godsend to many of our alchoholics in the area, many of them young people bored as hell, crap jobs in the area and so on. He's not likely to see any though as they'll no doubt be a thorough search of the Spar before his glorious entrance to make certain he is greated only with smiles, a red carpet and kiss arse tour guides.
Jeezus H, these pompous arse visits by monarchy are a joke in the extreme. If he bobbed in there at 9.55pm this evening, then he'd see a few of our friends round here who bob in so late to the store to avoid attention.
The man is on another planet, and so it seems are the powers that be in Nelson.
DOWN WITH THE CROWN - DOWN WITH CHARITY AND DOWN WITH POMPOUS ARSE MONASTIC VISITS.
yeeeeeessssssssss, it's prize prat prince charlie on a return visit (why does the sun have to shine today, for Gawd's sake!)
On his whirlwind tour, so I've just been informed, what a cad he's popping into the local Lomeshaye Road Spar to no doubt chomp into one of their rather nice meat and potato pies.
What dickbrain Charlie boy might not know is that this Spar is a regular godsend to many of our alchoholics in the area, many of them young people bored as hell, crap jobs in the area and so on. He's not likely to see any though as they'll no doubt be a thorough search of the Spar before his glorious entrance to make certain he is greated only with smiles, a red carpet and kiss arse tour guides.
Jeezus H, these pompous arse visits by monarchy are a joke in the extreme. If he bobbed in there at 9.55pm this evening, then he'd see a few of our friends round here who bob in so late to the store to avoid attention.
The man is on another planet, and so it seems are the powers that be in Nelson.
DOWN WITH THE CROWN - DOWN WITH CHARITY AND DOWN WITH POMPOUS ARSE MONASTIC VISITS.
