Post by Mitch on Sept 14, 2004 14:12:21 GMT
"I think our customer commitments are as relevant now as they were when we created them"
(Paul Geddes, Managing Dipstick, Retain Strategy & Marketing, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"Without our people we have no business....... we've got more and better people, recruited for attitude and trained for skill. We continue to review resource planning to ensure the right numbers and are moving towards centralised recruitment to ensure a healthy pipeline of people ready to join us. We've also introduced accredited interviewing....".
(Steve Daniels, Human Remains, Retail Wanking, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"On August 3 the Group delivered another strong set of results by screwing every stupid bastard that walks through our doors...which demonstrates a consistency few, if any, of our competitors can match.
This was a performance that you (the employee and you the union - UNIFI - played a key part in delivering and for which you should be proud). Yet again you helped deliver strong income growth and customer growth, and we are now well placed to stretch our legs, flex our muscles and SH*T on the competition behind..........This is the time to strike to create real competitive advantage.
Thank you for your complicity in our immorality. Let's have a great second half. Good luck, you'll need it.
(Benny Higgins, Chief Wanker Executive, Retail Wanking, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"This world is full, so full of crashing bores......"
(Morrissey, You are the Quarry)
Both the Royal Wank of Scotland and Nat West contract out their cleaning to notorious ISS, Facilities Services Danish Multinational.
(CatMad)
(Paul Geddes, Managing Dipstick, Retain Strategy & Marketing, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"Without our people we have no business....... we've got more and better people, recruited for attitude and trained for skill. We continue to review resource planning to ensure the right numbers and are moving towards centralised recruitment to ensure a healthy pipeline of people ready to join us. We've also introduced accredited interviewing....".
(Steve Daniels, Human Remains, Retail Wanking, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"On August 3 the Group delivered another strong set of results by screwing every stupid bastard that walks through our doors...which demonstrates a consistency few, if any, of our competitors can match.
This was a performance that you (the employee and you the union - UNIFI - played a key part in delivering and for which you should be proud). Yet again you helped deliver strong income growth and customer growth, and we are now well placed to stretch our legs, flex our muscles and SH*T on the competition behind..........This is the time to strike to create real competitive advantage.
Thank you for your complicity in our immorality. Let's have a great second half. Good luck, you'll need it.
(Benny Higgins, Chief Wanker Executive, Retail Wanking, Royal Wank of Scotland)
"This world is full, so full of crashing bores......"
(Morrissey, You are the Quarry)
Both the Royal Wank of Scotland and Nat West contract out their cleaning to notorious ISS, Facilities Services Danish Multinational.
(CatMad)
