Post by Gonzo on Apr 6, 2005 9:10:57 GMT
Intrepid top cat reporter Gonzo from Nelson, left his tenement territory the other day in the firm paw of his right hand puss feline Patsy, and scampered into Burnley via the canal to avoid being flattened on the M65, to grab a quick 'cat vegan' lunch at the Red Triangle Cafe, and catch up with 'renowned' celebrity swerp cafe owner Andy Makin.
Gonzo often takes time out with bundle of paranoid fear Comrade Makin, as he's a top tip for slander, rumour and nasty gossip - which all makes for good print, and he can rely on Comrade Makin for some real 'off the wall s h i t'.
After settling down to his £2 bowl of milk and haggling over the rip off price as usual with Comrade Makin , he turned tables and put a rumour to Comrade Makin that has been going round in these 'ere parts,
Gonzo: Comrade Makin, purrrrrrrrr, there's a rumour goin down that the Swerp hierarchy are planning to post yourself on a little project in Outter Mongolia (much to the joy of many in the local community I might add, and indeed to some in his own ranks!). Is there any truth in this little hot p u s s y titbit?
Comrade Makin: No, Gonzo, you're wrong you cretinous p u s s. We must build in Burnley, we must build the Revolution, we must march to London, we must book the buses, we must control, I must crush any idea that is not my own, we must run for our lives from the BNP, we must build the Revolution, we must gather in the troops, we must hop nob with Labour councillors, we must scheme, we must spread slander, we must erode the confidence and efforts of anyone on the left who acts autonomously from myself, I must control, we must crush the deviants, we must build gonzo, build I say - you idiot P u s s.
Gonzo: err, thank you, sir, Comrade Makin. Any chance of a free milk topup? ;D
Gonzo often takes time out with bundle of paranoid fear Comrade Makin, as he's a top tip for slander, rumour and nasty gossip - which all makes for good print, and he can rely on Comrade Makin for some real 'off the wall s h i t'.
After settling down to his £2 bowl of milk and haggling over the rip off price as usual with Comrade Makin , he turned tables and put a rumour to Comrade Makin that has been going round in these 'ere parts,
Gonzo: Comrade Makin, purrrrrrrrr, there's a rumour goin down that the Swerp hierarchy are planning to post yourself on a little project in Outter Mongolia (much to the joy of many in the local community I might add, and indeed to some in his own ranks!). Is there any truth in this little hot p u s s y titbit?
Comrade Makin: No, Gonzo, you're wrong you cretinous p u s s. We must build in Burnley, we must build the Revolution, we must march to London, we must book the buses, we must control, I must crush any idea that is not my own, we must run for our lives from the BNP, we must build the Revolution, we must gather in the troops, we must hop nob with Labour councillors, we must scheme, we must spread slander, we must erode the confidence and efforts of anyone on the left who acts autonomously from myself, I must control, we must crush the deviants, we must build gonzo, build I say - you idiot P u s s.
Gonzo: err, thank you, sir, Comrade Makin. Any chance of a free milk topup? ;D
