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Post by michele cryer on Mar 3, 2005 23:58:22 GMT
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Post by Mitch on Mar 4, 2005 10:28:05 GMT
Hey up,
Is this that forum that Becks logged into and sabotaged - if so can we have a link to her sabotaged bit. ;D
Actually - probs better to paste it in, as looks like a number of people have challenged homophobia and wot not on this site, so you have to log in first, can't go on as a guest.
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 4, 2005 15:29:52 GMT
Aww..that's a shame..it's worth joining sometimes just to have a bit of 'friendly' banter with them...altho if you overstep the mark too much...like becki did...you're out!!! LOL...
Becki's post on there was banished, but I believe she has a copy of it in her own website so will try to get it and reprint it here...it was fantastic!!!
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 7, 2005 22:45:23 GMT
Ok folks...here it is...the ultimate blasphemous statement about God and his partner...James...and the Birth of Jesus Christ...
Subject: RELIGHT MY FIRE YOUR LOVE IS MY ONLY DESSSIIIRREEE
COSSSS I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOUR LOVE!!!!
Helllllloooooo
I am Becki, you may all know me.. or... have you forgotten me...
LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
I LOVE STEPHEN GATELY WHOS GAY AND NOW MARRIED WITH NO CHILDREN (sadly ) I MET HIM... HE'S GORGE AND FIT.... SO SWEET... NOT CAMP... FANTASTICALLY FIT
Me personally, am going out with a gay man ALSO CALLLED..OMG... STEPHEN!!!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo did you miss me hey hey.... did ya did ya!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
opps... thats just the DEVIL (omg run for your lives I AM HERE ALMIGHTY DEVIL!!!) in me
Can I tell you that GOD (all bow down...) is GAY!!!! YES G-A-Y... G-A-P GAY AND PROUD!!!!
Heres the story:
One day.. God went to a club, God met James... James said Hiya, God said Hiya... James said howz u? God said fine... u? James said o right thx... God said good, wanna dance? we can dance to ABBA ABBA ABBBAAA MY FATHER... fancy it?? james said yes correcto facto thats what I wanna do.
One night after five months of being with each other... James asked God... am I small?? God replyed... No james... your tiny! James cried. God said dont worry I know how to make you bigger... *god lead james upstairs* put this on... James said Oh yes that helps.
Then one day God said I want a baby! To this James replyed, GOD, YOU KNOW WE CANT.. OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SAYING THESE SILLY WORDS TO ME... OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! God said if only we get someone else pregnant BUT (thats not butt ) not by us... James said... WHAT?! THATS A BRILLO IDEA!!! WHO?! God wondered. and wondered. and wondered. THEN!!!!!! He came up with the idea...MARYYYY IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sent an angel to go tell her the news:
Angel: *whispers* Mary Mary, wake up.. WAKEEEE UPPPPPP!!!
Mary wakes up
Mary: WHAT?!
Angel: Youuuuuuuuuuu are the chosen one!
Mary: Go away, i'm tired... and pregnant already!
Angel: Oh well.. we'll take that!
That was that...Mary was gonna have god's "child".
Nine months later...
God: is she done yet!!!! She's been in there 15 hours!!!! All that screaming, giving me headache!!!! Shut her up and take the child.
Angel: Yes sire...
Another hour later a child was born.
Mary: MY CHILD
God: NO MY CHILD BYE BYE...
Mary: MY CHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
God: I TOLD YOU MY ************** CHILD GET YOUR OWN!!!
That was that... God had Marys Child... MY CHILD!!!!!! God's child sorry.
James: He's ugly...
God: Like his mother then...
James: So, what we gonna call him?
God: Whats that word the irish say??
James: Feck?
God: NO!!! Jaysus?? Something like that...
James: Jaysus... no I like... Stephen
God: No I prefer Shane... he's much taller...
James: No Keating... much more... ANYWAYS...
God: So what we gonna call him?
James kept thinking....
God: JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMES: YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LAS VEGAS JESSSSUSSSSSSS LAS VEGAS JESUSSSSSSSSSSS JESUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LASSSSSSSS VEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS thankyou very much
They all lived happily ever after.
Jesus became a healer...
God became extinct
James... well... james still lives on in JESUS LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
SO... boys and girls, ladies and gents, gays bi's lesbos... how did you like that?? Heartwarming I thought... Proud!! Very!!
I dont mean no harm... i just like telling naughty stories... about God and James...I mean it could come out anytime that God was gay with a man called James and then what would ya do Say sorry to all the gays you banished to hell... too late for them aint it... there burning IN HELL... I mean what ya gonna do "DONT WORRY WE HAVE WATER" waters not gonna do.. sweet FA! (F*** all that means...). So tell me WHAT YA GONNA DO DING DING DADADAA DO!!!!!
I rest my case.. GAYS RULE... AND MORMONS SUCK... ALOT...
Yours Sincerely,
Signed,
Worshipped,
The Devils Right Hand Woman (aka becki )
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Post by Mitch on Mar 8, 2005 17:00:25 GMT
Titter - hey up, watch out I saw two mormons in smart black suits wandering around Napier Street the other night.
If they knock on your door, I should print this out and give it to them. ;D
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 8, 2005 22:05:58 GMT
Hahaha...Superb idea Mitch!!! ;D
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