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Post by michele cryer on Jul 28, 2005 14:36:56 GMT
Pay a visit to www.abovetopsecret.com and read all about various conspiracy theories. Post your opinions here, or start a new thread for each of the conspiracy theories you wish to debate... |
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Post by Mitch on Jul 28, 2005 15:36:59 GMT
Hey, I like this thread, it's gonna be fun. Can we have funny ones too, plus can I make a couple up!!  ??................ ;D |
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Post by michele cryer on Jul 29, 2005 11:04:15 GMT
hehehe...of course you can Mitch!
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Post by mirror man on Aug 6, 2005 22:56:47 GMT
Its a long shot but, has anyone ever read the wonderfully true to life newspaper called 'weekly world news' ? I stumbled across this news mag after knockin it on the floor when reaching for my monthly playboy <ahem> The newspaper is a bit like the British 'The SUN' newspaper but without the words 'The SUN' on the front. anyways, it could ave been an omen, cos the weekly world news fell open on a page revealing the truth about how the terrorist organisation Al-Quaida plan to hide suicide bomber midgets in aircraft lockers then blow up the plane in mid air like that one over lickerbie near scotland ages ago... www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61666Nothing new here then... www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61477 |
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Post by Mitch on Aug 8, 2005 8:07:13 GMT
Twitter. Question: Where is Bush's tattoo? (clue - it aint on his arm). Do try to be serious please, Michele had serious intent when she bobbed this thread up. Mind you, I'm still waiting for me hamster - cough up or shut up Kitty. (PS. Mirror Man, The box van I hired for the weekend to move me new adopted kid (boyfriend) in did not start this morningtide - it had a flat battery!! Yawn, ah well I await their jumpstart leads. Welcome to the boards - we need some laughs!! byeee Mitchelline xx  |
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Post by Cotty on Aug 8, 2005 8:42:25 GMT
It has come to my attention this very morning, this very moment, in fact just a second ago a thread regarding Al Quaida and their enlisting of midgets. This is gross misinformation and completely intolerable. If one is going to regurgitate facts or hamsters it is necessary to get the facts staight. It is true that Al-Quaida are enlisting the assistance of midgets but it's allegedly true though no witnesses were present and no witnesses' survived other than the decapitated ones, that Al-Quaida are enlisting midgets but it is explicit that they require moustasches and large breasts and there is a height restriction of four foot two. Please please please (as James Brown might say) can we stamp out this misinformation as soon as possible. sincerely, a four foot moustaschioed midget.  PS. Is it true that the death of Robin Cook is the outcome of a suggestion by the PM? or his spun doctors or his dental surgeon to enhance the popularity of the labour party while they are reeling in the doldrums of inertia and ineptitude. On principle I refuse to read the original article/thread on Midgets as it's offensive, rude, bad manners and in general bad taste, which is despicable. |
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Post by michele cryer on Aug 8, 2005 19:27:03 GMT
Lol...thanks for your contributions Mirror Man, Mitch and Cotty...sorry about the hamster, btw...and Poor Old Robin Cook eh?
Well, Mirrorman, I have seen the Weekly World and have printed an article from it before on this message board...although it's articles are very, very funny, I hope that they're not designed to portray real 'Conspiracy Theorists' as a bunch of loonies...on behalf of the USA government...(anyone care to debate the goings on at Bohemian Grove?)
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Post by Mitch on Aug 9, 2005 10:37:19 GMT
Statement from Mitch - twitter! I have nothing to do with Cotty's posts - I would like to make that clear at this stage. I am a fluffy liberal - so I've been told and Cotty's sick sense of humour is disgusting! twitter. He is a loveable furry fiend when you get to know him, and is now totally incapacitated as he's done his back in and is in extreme pain when he takes off his socks. GOOD!!! ;D |
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Post by Cotty on Aug 9, 2005 10:44:46 GMT
News just in from Gonzo, ace street reporter.
Attention all midget watchers. Having exposed the four foot two moustacioed big breasted midgets this recruitment policy has collapsed.
The new proposals for recruitment are aimed at a far more volatile and deeply infiltrated pocket of society.
It is rumoured recruitment sources have roots in Whitehall and people on incapacity benefits have been targetted as potential terroists.
In the Burnley area, allegedly, the chief recruiting officer is reported to be suffering from chronic debilitating back pains, his lieutenant has recently faked his own death and is believed to have originated from Scotland. He can be recognised by a ridiculous goaty beard (emphasis on the ridiculous) and a waspish interrogative personality.
Beware, well done Gonzo. More to come.
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Post by michele cryer on Aug 9, 2005 18:59:24 GMT
Oh dear...I'm on incapacity benefit...does that mean I have to expect me house to be ransacked by the police!!! Hey, just thought, the state it's in now, it might look tidier after they've finished with it...LOL  |
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Post by Mitch on Aug 10, 2005 8:32:59 GMT
Outrageous darling ;D Never you mind about that Cotty - he's currently incapacitated resting having put his back out!! Blokes are stupid - they charge in, burn out everyone around them then collapse in a heap and wonder why. Twitter (bemused). When's 'our graham' gonna come on with some of his conspiratorios!!? Lurvvvvv Cilla xx  |
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Post by michele cryer on Aug 11, 2005 4:56:29 GMT
Hehehee,,,I'll have to badger him a little to get his thougts on here methinks...should make interesting reading tho...let me knopw if Cotty wants to watch anh of those conspicracy theory videoes?
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Post by Cotty on Aug 22, 2005 10:53:11 GMT
Gonzo, ace street reporter has brought it to my attention that a new conspiracy has been hatched aboard the USS Ronald Reagan. (which has two nuclear reactors enabling it to keep afloat for 20 years - 1. how much did this cost, 2. how much does it cost to run per year, 3. Is it true it's purpose is to keep minorities in abject poverty).
Back to the conspiracy, the ringleaders are said to be
Mavis Thornton, whose crime was to walk her dog in a Burnley Park for which she was jailed. And the other ringleader is said to be Barbara Pearce who at 19 years of age blew up the century old Market Hall.
More to follow when Gonzo informs me, but he's now paddling his way towards the USS Ronald Reagan as I speak, but don't tell anyone.
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Post by michele cryer on Aug 22, 2005 11:04:25 GMT
Good old Gonzo! Always reliable...
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