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Post by Mitch on Nov 10, 2004 15:39:28 GMT
REGISTERED TRADEMARKS Airwear with a genuine Dr Martins air cushioned sole Airwear with a genuine Dr Martins air cushioned sole Registered trademarks are all up for grabs. Macvities big apple and toffee pies are all up for grabs. Quavers the light potato snack in a six pack, made by Walkers Quavers the light potato snack in a six pack, made by Walkers Registered trademarks are all up for grabs. Macvities big apple and toffee pies are all up for grabs. Airwear with a genuine Dr Martins air-cushioned sole Airwear with a genuine Dr Martins air-cushioned sole Registered trademarks are all up for grabs. Macvities big apple and toffee pies are all up for grabs. Cotty These are lyrics to a song - one of many genius songs I might add by Cotty. Wouldn't it be great to have a section on this web forum for music downloads of artists/friends/people we know., ie. downloads for Sanity Claus stuff, Cotty's stuff - and generally music and musicians that the f**kwit spineless music industry wouldn't touch. Ode to Peely so to speak. Anyone know hows to go about it? Bet your IT wizo friend might know how to do it Michele. Also, where's some of his art on this web forum. Waiting for it!!  www.truckrecords.com - a bit of a star, in a starless music industry sky!! |
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Post by michele cryer on Nov 10, 2004 16:30:38 GMT
Mitch, I will look into this as it's something I wanted to do a while back...my whizzo pc friend was afraid we would be hit by record cos. cos of copyright issues if we featured links to mp3's of established artists, but I can't see that being a problem with our own musicians...I will let you know if I find a way of doing this.
As for the artwork...he won't let me put it on here as he doesn't think it's good enough!!! says wait till he's done something worth posting..lol.
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Post by Mitch on Nov 10, 2004 17:17:02 GMT
Hey up, well tell artist friend he's being daft.
You should hear this song by Cotty that goes like this .. will bring tape round tomoz!
"When I met up with you, I give all of my lovin away
When I met up with you, I give all of my lovin away
Now that you've left me, you've left me with nothing to say.
You've taken my heart, you've trodden it into the ground.
You've taken my heart, and you've trodden it into the ground.
If I could change things, you know I'd still have you around.
Now that you harbour a place I couldn't get in
And I found that your heart was a place I couldn't get in.
Give me the key and I'll show you where true love begins.
I was in heaven, now I'm hell. As god is my witness, he knows it's the truth that I tell.
When I met up with you I give all of my lovin away.
When I met up with you I give all of my lovin away.
Now that you've left me, you've left me with nothing to say.
Now that you've left me you've left me with nothing to say.
Now that you've left me you've left me with nothing "
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Post by michele cryer on Nov 10, 2004 17:59:01 GMT
My artist friend is the worst critic of his own work!!
That new song you just posted is brilliant, thanks for playing it over the phone to me...I'm looking forward to hearing more of his work, and am making further enquiries re: posting sound clips onto the forum...
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Post by michele cryer on Nov 10, 2004 19:53:32 GMT
Well, as promised I made some enquiries into getting some sound clips onto here...I need to find out whether or not Proboards has given me enough bandwidth to host the files directly on this site, otherwise we will have to post them via a free hosting site...see below for the suggestions made by the users of the Proboards.com support forums...thanks too to the Dylan Pool users for their information and to Graeme who will help me upload the songs to my pc in order to get them onto the site when all this has been sorted!! support.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&n=1&thread=1100111121&start=0 |
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Post by michele cryer on Nov 10, 2004 21:29:52 GMT
Okay, now ready to test the system...I have uploaded a sound file from my pc to www.ripway.com and will post the link here to see if you are directed to it and able to download it from there...please let me know if you have any problems...I will test it myself too! ripway.com/members/files.asp?path=\music\home.ripway.com/2004-11/202316/music/bobsboulderjoke.mp3Have just tested the above 2 links. The first one will take you to my account at ripway.com and if you go into the music folder and click the sound file you can then download it. The 2nd link opens the soundfile directly into windows media player, however there may be problems with transmission...it might be better to download the file. Feel free to create your own accounts at ripway.com or other free hosting sites in order to include your own sound clips on this forum, otherwise you must upload the music to your own pc and send the sound clip to me @ my email address, or via one of the messenger services if you want me to put it into my ripway.com account and upload it here for you... |
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Post by Mitch on Nov 12, 2004 11:30:55 GMT
Free to be homeless, free to be poor
Free to be grateful for the things you adore
But you’ll never get any of the things you adore
Believe me.
Free to choose whether you lose, or you lose
Place your bets weekly, you weak minded people
But you’ll never win, god knows you’ll never learn
Believe me.
Whose your god, whose your messiah
Who is your icon pin up, hearts desire
They all look the same to me,
They are all the same
Believe me
Where is your faith, do you keep it in your wallet
Is it plastic or cash, well I’m sorry that you’ve got it
Cause you’re fame is so meaningless
And it cost too much
Believe me
Where is your car, which car
Is it a nice colour
Don’t you know that you’re life could be fuller
If you ran out of petrol and invested in shoe leather
Believe me
Pass me my cigarettes, pass me my drink
Give me a reason why I don’t have to think
Cause I’m thinking too much for you
I can see it in your faces,
Believe me
Free to believe what you’re free to believe
But you’ll never believe the things I’m saying
So I’ll wait for my cross, because the Romans are coming
Believe me
So I’ll wait for my cross, cause the Romans are coming
Believe me
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Post by Cotty on Jan 10, 2005 16:32:24 GMT
19/11/2004
"Children in Need charity television.
Where class stands shoulder to shoulder with trash.
Not good television.
I'm not overtly uncharitable but it never separates money from my wallet.
The humiliation of talented artists and pathetic crass celebrities (in which is which mode)
May have noble virtures behind the pantomime
But they all end up on their arses".
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Post by michele cryer on Jan 11, 2005 8:35:08 GMT
Hmm...Had a sort of 'half' conversation with Mitch about various charitable events, such as Children in Need, and the fact that the general public is expected to put its hand in its pocket and feed the charities, rather than the government dealing with those issues such as poverty, child cruelty etc. itself, so that 'charity' isn't necessary...is that what you and Mitch are saying when you object to these events? Would either of you like to say more on the issue.
I hope this isn't in bad taste, but there are collections being made currently for the victims of the Tsunami Disaster...and although I think governments should give as much aid as is required, for this disaster and for ongoing problems around the 3rd world countries, I think the people in this country and others are pleased to feel that they are 'doing their bit' too by contributing from their own pocket, and perhaps they feel the same way with the other Charity events...perhaps they feel it makes them less selfish and these events serve as a reminder to them to think of others before themselves sometimes...what do you think about that?
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Post by Mitch on Jan 26, 2005 16:38:43 GMT
Put your coat on, get your guide book, come and join us, join the detour
Mr Exclusive, Mr Reclusive, Mr Disaster, Mr Disease now,
If you please now, the bus is waiting, anticipating we’re waiting for you
Only you
So take your seat it’s nice to meet you, like your tie goes with your suit, you’ve no use for your umbrella if you are a Cinderella
Shame you’re shoes are rather dirty, but don’t break my heart or hurt me
Because I love you, just because I love you
Start the season without reason, hit the headlines, shut the goldmines, avoid the warzones, hang the telephones, hang it all, spring summer autumn fall, forever and don’t rise again, don’t rise again, don’t rise again, don’t ever rise again don’t ever rise again now
Kiss the teacher, kick the preacher didn’t I say it’s nice to meet ya
Don’t forget to write that letter it’ll help the world get better
But don’t believe everything you read, and hear and see it’s all so meaningless
You’re oh so cheap if you’re not free baby
So put your coat on, get your guide book, come and join us, join the detour
Mr Exclusive, Mr Reclusive, Mr Disaster, Mr Disease now,
If you please now, the bus is waiting, anticipating we’re waiting for you
Only you
So take your seat it’s nice to meet you, like your tie goes with your suit,
You’ve no use for your umbrella if you are a cinderella
Shame you’re shoes are rather dirty, but don’t break my heart or hurt me
Because I love you, just because I love you
(Cotty)
(This is most excellent with the music but unfortunately can't yet oblige as only have on cassette and need IT guru assistance here, best mitch)
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Post by michele cryer on Jan 27, 2005 2:29:52 GMT
Thanks for that Mitch and Cotty...if you have a sound card on your pc you can plug your hifi leads (from the speakers) into it, and play the cassette via the pc...and burn it onto a cd  Do you have a cd burner programme and a cd rewriter with your new pc? Let me know and I will get some advise for you. |
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Post by Cotty on Mar 7, 2005 17:39:42 GMT
Mitch the B i t c h (aka pregnant dog!) won't let me say "hi gang" so hi gangrenous gangaroonies.
Be careful out there it's a tough world. Cigarettes bought in Spain kill you as easily as those bought in England.
Smoke carefully. Spoken with care.
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Post by Mitch on Mar 7, 2005 17:41:49 GMT
bloody idiot ;D
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 7, 2005 18:08:09 GMT
Lol...Leave him alone Mitch...u pregnant dog u!!! ;D
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Post by Cotty on Mar 8, 2005 14:11:49 GMT
Thanks Michele
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 8, 2005 14:51:42 GMT
You're welcome Cotty...oh and thanks for saying Hello to us all yesterday!! much appreciated...welcome back! ;D
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Post by Cotty on Mar 8, 2005 15:54:18 GMT
Hi Michele, Put the kettle on, I'll be round in a minute. I'm dying of thirst and Mitch the PREGNANT DOG can't be arsed to treat me with the appropriate manners due a guest in her cat infested flea ridden squilid ramshackled hovel that she calls home. Might be round later as I need a bath  (cause he stinks/mitch invasion) |
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 8, 2005 16:38:10 GMT
LOL...Hey Cotty!! Just cos I told Mitch to behave herself...don't be thinking you can dos at MY flea ridden parlour instead!! ;D
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Post by Spartacus on Mar 9, 2005 14:42:36 GMT
If you were meant to smoke, you'd have a chimney in ya head. ;D
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 9, 2005 16:14:45 GMT
LOL ;D
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Post by Mitch on Mar 11, 2005 11:16:09 GMT
"Shellfish, jellyfish, big white-under belly fish,
There are plenty of fish in the Rivers and Seas,
But I want you". ;D
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Post by michele cryer on Mar 11, 2005 16:07:58 GMT
Awwww...very sweet  |
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Post by Mitch on Jul 24, 2005 17:03:46 GMT
Close friends, colleagues, countrymen & women bla de bla, I need your help, I fear I am about to enter the valley of the death. Cotty, the idiot from hell ;D is about to move in. But friends first he must sign the document/regulations as per below - do you think I'm being harsh, or not harsh enough.  He's not moving in until he's signed it!! "RULES FOR COTTY – PRIOR TO MOVING IN (must be signed in advance!) 1. You are on lodger status for a probationary period of six months. Rent will be due on the last day of each month (total £150 (which will include food as you don’t eat that much) as you’re an idiot and there’s only shit pay jobs round here so I’m offering you cheap cheap rent! – this may be lowered if you have a really shit paid job which is highly probable in Burnley & Nelson as that is all there is!) 2. If after your probationary period of six months you have proved that you have paid your rent on time every month, stopped dropping ash on the god damn carpet and not been too rude to my friends you will graduate to PARTNER status, if not you will remain for a further six months on LODGER status under the above criteria! 3. You must stop scaring my pussies (all four of them!) with too much affection, and stop spoiling them as they are going do-lally and turning into spoilt cat brats as a result! 4. Save up for your own g o d-damn computer for your b lo o dy computer games including Rome total wank particularly which keeps fucking with my computer. Your computer must be in an out of the way area of the house where no-one can see you OR HEAR YOU!! 5. You must help out with all anarchist activity in Burnley & Nelson, and generally do what you are told. Disobedience will not be tolerated. (playing more of your music/guitar and songs and East Lancs Lets dos is strongly recommended!!) Signed ………………………………… Dated………………………………….. WITNESSED BY MEMBERS OF THE BURNLEY VOICE, HEREWITH, ARTICLE SEVEN, THE JOYS OF RELATIONSHIPS. Tarara Mitch xx ;D  PS. couldn't be bothered to alter the Nuts/girl thingy thingy wot not.  |
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Post by michele cryer on Jul 25, 2005 0:48:28 GMT
LOL Mitch...that's a superb agreement/rules form...I am willing to witness his signing of it as long as you can explain to me what word Nuts is replacing!! as it's driving me Nuts trying to guess...teehee
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Post by Mitch on Jul 25, 2005 9:35:37 GMT
Twitter ;D
Nuts = s h i t
& girl thingys are p u s s i e s.
Jesus, things are getting desparate when you haven't even the freedom to discuss the ins and outs of p u s s i e s.
Cotty has accused me of torture and violation of his human rights.
To which I respond, 'you want rights, ask um to read um', and to torture, 'yes, quite right.
tarara Mitch x
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Post by michele cryer on Jul 25, 2005 21:08:53 GMT
LOL...thanks for the explanations Mitch...bloody puritans at proboards!!!
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Post by Cotty on Dec 2, 2005 18:16:24 GMT
Cotty will be appearing live on stage at an undesignated venue (Trades Club, Hebden Bridge, 8th Dec actually) at an undesignated time (possibly) depending entirely upon his meat packing duties and rota and tired old legs. He will be performing the following songs,
"Into the arms of Virginia", "Spring Fever", "Nothing to Say", "Open Your Eyes", and a Vipers song entitled "No Other Baby" as a tribute to Paul McCartney, the old tosspot who used to be a genius before he married a blonde haired photographer and a one legged fuck(wit).
Critics are welcome, criticism is welcome, people are welcome and one legged fuckwits are welcome. Paul McCartney is welcome but it's unlikely Paul will be there. John Lennon however has told me he will be and he told me George is bringing along his sitah for a jam on stage.
PS. I apologise to anyone who is offended by my offhand remarks, unless they're a one legged fuckwit.
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 2, 2005 18:52:05 GMT
LOL, Cotty you old meanie!!!
Looking forward to hearing you sing at the Xmas do!! Great to hear Johnny and Georgie boy are gonna be there to support ya!! ;D
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Post by Cotty on Dec 12, 2005 15:41:36 GMT
As promised, after a 7 year absence, the original genius returned to the stage appearing memorably at the fashionable Hebden Bridge venue - The Trades Club, and Rockin' Roll was born if only for 4 songs.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank those who trod the soles off their Blue Suede Shoes and appreciated the morcel of genius that was presented before them. But seriously, thanks to everyone who enjoyed it.
The grim reaper will return.
That's all for now folks.
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Post by michele cryer on Dec 13, 2005 12:45:53 GMT
Hahaha...Sorry for not putting a review up here earlier Cotty!!
You really were superb, you know? and loved by the crowd...could have listened to your stuff all night, to be honest, great rendition of the Vipers number, (sorry can't remember it's name!), can we book you for a Lets fundraising gig anytime soon?
Well done for overcoming your 7 years solitude to impress the crowds!
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(cause he stinks/mitch invasion)
